I AM AN ARTIST

Hello.

In a combined absence of anything to do and general quest to make money I have formulated a plan.  I have spent a long while on the internet recently, and have come across droves and droves and droves of cunts out there on the internet who are ‘ARTISTS’ posting interesting things on the web, odd pictures, experiments in film, and so on and also so forth, but hang on! I’m full of crap!  I can totally contribute to this wealth of idea.  Do these other artists make money from this?  Maybe.  I can’t be bothered to find out, so I am going to storm right ahead working on the assumption that they do.  Hence, welcome to my site of ART.  Have a look around and see what I am capable of.

If you would like to commission me to make a shoddy video to try and get you on MTV, or draw you a picture of a huge cock, or write a string quartet for the opening of your theatre, make christmas cards for your family, or anything else that you can think of that might be ART, I charge very competitive rates, and have no morals, so will happily compromise over most things, and will gladly ‘sell out’ to a big company, &c. &c.

Get in touch if you think I can help.

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Daniel “J” Harvey

There is a man called Daniel J Harvey.  Apperently he has some things to say.  He also knows my password to everything, so I can’t stop him contributing these “thoughts” to my blog.  As such I have given him a “page”.  Go here if you give a flying fuck what he thinks or indeed if you do not know or are not sure but think you might give a flying fuck what he thinks:

Daniel J Harvey

Or flying “fish” as my old PE teacher used to say. And when I say old, I mean, he’s still my PE teacher (now self employed), but he’s 87.

He got fired for use of such language.

Bye.

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